Monday, February 20, 2006

Hey! I Got MOST of My Work Done, So...

I am ready for my Professional Development Seminar tomorrow. I am ready for classes (test is written, lesson plans are done). I do still have SOME papers to grade, but I always do. So, after flipping through some random Blogs, I came upon some silly links. I can now protect you all in an 88% normal way (with my Toxic Armor from my Super Submarine, of course). Yeah, I know...who cares?


Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Cyber Nimbus
Your Superpower is Supernatural
Your Weakness is Flirting
Your Weapon is Your Toxic Armor
Your Mode of Transportation is Submarine



You Are 12% Abnormal

You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.

You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.


Always good to know that it is "unlikely that you have no soul."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have NOT gotten most of my work done, but dude everyone in this town is on freakin holiday so what the eff.

Let us begin with the totally random.

***Your Superhero Profile***

Your Superhero Name is The Winter Panther
Your Superpower is Piracy
Your Weakness is Garlic
Your Weapon is Your Golden Hammer
Your Mode of Transportation is Snowshoes

(It is indeed all about the shoes as we know.)

And let us segue to the obvious:

***You Are 0% Abnormal***

You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.

(Is this different than being dead inside?)

You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

I prefer to know what I am than what I am not.

I am, sadly, going back to work now! Soon soon soon, I will not be at work but rather there bothering Reda in person! Yay!

Anon AMVB

Anonymous said...

***Your Superhero Profile***


Your Superhero Name is The Spider Fire
Your Superpower is Complements
Your Weakness is Toilet Paper
Your Weapon is Your Venomous Saw
Your Mode of Transportation is Flying Saucer


Hmm (krinkle)....
Monkey

Anonymous said...

To follow up for those that were anxiously awaiting....

***You Are 12% Abnormal***


You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.

You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

I also must comment that I find it inconceivable that my dear friend, AMVB, is "0% Abnormal." That, dear Central Standard Blog-readers, is crap.

Much love, though,
Monkey

Anonymous said...

I know, Monkey! The validity of this scale is indeed questionable.

Always abnormal
Anon AMVB,
she be
seein' youse
in CoMo
soon
soon
soon!

Osculator said...

I'm 0% Abnormal. Of course, I already knew this due to my absolute belief that I am the perfect human. And after retaking the test exactly 14 times (13 is not enough and 15 is too much), I am certain of the accuracy of the results. All of the other people living in my body agree. As do the people I have "staying with me" in the crawl space.

-Osculator