Monday, December 22, 2008

The Dreaded Holiday Form Letter

Faithful Reader(s):

While it is not outside of the realm of possibility that I may find the time and the resources to post between now and 2009, my itinerary for the next several days is chock full. With that in mind, let me extend gracious holiday wishes to all, including salutations for the new year. Please kiss yourself (drunken and sloppily, please, for purposes of verisimilitude) at midnight on New Year's Eve, and imagine it's from me!

Sincerely,
ATR

3 comments:

comoprozac said...

Done! Now what?

La Fashionista said...

Yikes! Thanks for that wonderful image. It's like, don't think of a pink envelope. Or a pink elephant. Or a Burger King seducing you with whipped cream. Etc.

OMG, guess what??? Christmas came early for me: this morning P found a wooden pie roller outer measurer thingy that someone didn't want. It's so cool! And a nice wood version of the pie mat that you have. It's awesome!

Travel safe, and I will yank your beard soonishly. Mmm, Casa Mia's....

Anon AMVB

ATR said...

como--

You just couldn't wait, could you?

Anon--

Did you just equate me with a whipped cream-sporting, polysytrene head-wearing corporate mascot?

snermia