Perhaps I neglected to mention in earlier posts, that the distance between Monkey and I must remain about three feet for at least four days. We can not divide distance by time and spend one hour and some odd minutes (was it 19.2, comoprozac?) one foot apart. And, sadly, the physicist was quite clear: NO KISSING for FOUR DAYS! Boo, physicist! Boo!
Thursday, March 27, 2008
No Kissing!
Perhaps I neglected to mention in earlier posts, that the distance between Monkey and I must remain about three feet for at least four days. We can not divide distance by time and spend one hour and some odd minutes (was it 19.2, comoprozac?) one foot apart. And, sadly, the physicist was quite clear: NO KISSING for FOUR DAYS! Boo, physicist! Boo!
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Ah, man. That sucks. Are you allowed to blow kisses or look at each other? I still think the dividing distance and time might be a good strategy. What do physicists know? I taught 4th grade.
This gives you wonderful opportunities to create poetry on the topic of, "If only we could kiss..." And then write it on notebook paper, fold it up junior-high style, and pass back and forth under the door. Imagine the potential for romance and/or humor!
And depending where you are in your Arrested Development watching/obsession, you might also find this, "No kissing!" to be an interesting play on "No touching!" or "And then there's a kiss, right?" or "Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar?"
Or maybe that's just me.
Anon AMVB
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