As it always happens, however, February is short (although longer than usual this year (Leap, baby!)). Doesn't that mean I'll have lots of money left over after next month? Doesn't it? Huh?
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Friday, January 25, 2008
I Need to Get Paid
It's the last weekend in what seems like the longest month ever. For some reason--probably the way the holidays fell this year (all around the weekends)--I got paid around the 28th of last month. That, combined with the 31 days I must endure this month, the ridiculously cold temperatures that have inflated the heating bill, the outlandish price of cheese, the termination of the six-month introductory cable rate, and the dreaded Christmas charge card bills, have managed to leave me in my own little budget crisis (I think Monkey's experiencing one, too).
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4 comments:
Amen, brother. The University decided to pay me on Dec. 21. I tried to pretend it didn't happen, but it did and I couldn't.
Jan. 31 can't come soon enough. (Plus, it's my birthday!)
Three words Tony -
Beans and Cornbread.
And I will add: lentils, bananas, and cabbage. I would like to include eggs, but I advocate for the organic, cage-free which ain't cheap. Maybe you should invest in some chickens.
I had no awareness of the skyrocketing costs of cheese. Your blog is très informative!
Anon AMVB
Let's all celebrate getting paid!!!
Anon AMVB
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