Monday, October 08, 2007

Miscellaneous Comment-Inspired Haiku (For La Fashionista)

On H.P. Lovecraft:
I know the name, not the work.
Scary? Whatever.


Predicting the score.
But shouldn't I remember:
At home, forty one?


stevecarter *dot* com:
Creepy old album covers,
Scrawny naked men.


Poor, poor whistle pig,
Like Ol' Punxatawney Phil,
Gets the shaft, again!


Fairview fifth grader:
"Today--CoMo holiday;
Chicken nuggets! Yum!"


Anon AMV
B run-on sentences! And
six-syllable name!

3 comments:

  1. you ought to read his stuff. it's good, just not to scary, I might have a new favorite by him "Shadow over Innsmouth" I read it today and it was wonderful.

    What are you teaching there by the way? Still American Lit, or just English in general?

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  2. Holy inspired
    entry, CentralStandardMan!
    Haiku blog hero!

    A fun image, you
    finger-counting syllables
    (now your readers too).

    Take a five-count, "POW!"
    Seven syllables,"Kablam!"
    Add, "Chicken nuggets!"

    By word and by deed
    he's again proven himself
    the blogmaster flash.

    Mixn it up, yo.
    Activate wonder powers
    in the freshest blog!

    La Fashionista
    givin the mad props, Anon
    AMVB style!

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